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say hi to earworms! is earworms their name, or are you speaking to a writhing sentient mass of planarians buried in the twitching fat of a human brain? do you care? are YOU sure YOU aren't worms? try not to be so judgy next time, worms.

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thoughts

ME!!!!!

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PUTTING THE TRANS IN TRANS-NEPTUNIAN SINCE SEPTEMBER 5, 1977

cosmic gulfs it throws open before our frenzied eyes. . .

[IMAGE OF URANUS HERE]

WHOA! Locks eyes with you!

Hello, looker-on! I'm not particularly attached to any one name, but you can call me Myotragus or Murray or Koshak or Wizard or Kosmos or that weird kid with the cool website. You can even make something up! We're all on a massive twirling rock! My preferred pronouns change by the day, but even I don't bother keeping track of the ephemeral so any/all is stupendous - my favorites are they/them and it/its, though, as in IT, THE UNIVERSE or IT, OCCAM'S RAZOR or IT, A MIND.

TOP ASTRONOMICAL PHENOMENA
  1. the formation of heavy elements in the stomachs of dead stars
  2. pulsars (the universe's heartbeats)
  3. a nebula getting stirred like hot soup, clumping together, and forming a new star

I like space! I like Voices of the Void by mrdrnose on Itch.io! I like. . .YOU?? Yeah, you're probably really cool! Unless you're not, in which case you can go ahead and send me death threats over Proton mail. Go ahead. Do it. You'll be taxidermied anyways, you, you, you. . .you-soon-to-be-taxidermied sack of meat! Gonna be a sack of straw stuffing and super glue soon enough! Watch yourself!
This site will be used for expressing myself, just like my muses always said :^)
Actually, it'll mostly be me talking about interesting things. Like a blog? Is this a blog? I didn't grow up in the blog era of the internet. Is it still the blog era of the internet?

Other sites (blogs?) I follow: bogleech! maia crimew! the echinoblog!

CONTEMPLATIONS OF A MIND ENCLOSED WITHIN THOSE TAXIDERMIED CREATURES TO YOUR RIGHT

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last updated July 26, 2024, 1:21 AM

no, but actually,

TOP ASTRONOMICAL PHENOMENA
(to look out for NOW!!!!!)

SUNGLASSES COLLECTION

modeled by my lovely colleague Microplastics
(but he goes by Mike)

The pair that started it all (and I mean ALL). I was very torn between purchasing these in green or red - green's kind of my color, but red implies Mothman, so. . .
A little boring, but great when you pair them with a really eccentric outfit. Like cool earrings or something!
Featuring a cameo from my daughter Carpet!
Kind of hard to see in this image, but that's their charm! Very subtle, pretty light blue. Currently my favorites, but that's because I just bought them.

there is home for us too icebergs of diamond smoke and light, filtering into your useless eyes into your useless eyes

Find me in another place, another time, another permutation of our reality (if you can call it that):
neutronelectronnand@proton.me